When I lived in Russia a few years ago, a man attacked me and attempted to pull my pants off in broad daylight in a subway station in full view of a cop and the cop did nothing, even as I kept yelling “stop” in every language I knew, including Russian. I had to punch him hard a few times to get away while the cop just…

I’m starting to suspect that this alleged rapist may not like powerful women.

I have a co-worker married to an Ecuadorian woman. According to him the next party possibly in power in Ecuador does not like the idea of Assange using the embassy as a refuge. He may get kicked out by them first

Next we’re gonna learn that the UK and America’s intelligence work together!

Wikileaks claims that the documents show “close collaboration” between the NSA and the BND, Germany’s foreign intelligence agency, a revelation that is not entirely new.

Someone in the Ecuadorian embassy really needs to take one for the entire global team and pull the fucking fire alarm. Then bar him from re-entry, like “you’re on your own now, suckerrrrrrr!”

I’m shocked!! Not only is the target the leader of another democracy, it’s also a woman!!! Shocked!

This is my surprised face:

Assange is interesting, because I get the sense that he’s convinced he’s on the side of the angels and he could never be co-opted. He seems like he’s got a real Manichean streak and thinks that anybody opposing American/US hegemonic secretiveness must be a good actor.

Dear CIA,

He just hopes that we can all be as free as Russians are today.

So can we all just admit at this point that Assange is just Putin’s tool to wreck democracy?

Man, Assange has made himself into such a douche that I am now pro-government spying and anti-transparency. I’ve been mailing transcripts of all my phone calls to the NSA just to give them a head start; not sure about the cease and desist letter I just got but I think they’re playing hard to get.

Equality would be worrying about how it would feel to eject an eight pound baby human through my penis 9 months after unprotected sex.

Nah, the o-zone is where I go every night from 10:00-10:30. And that smells completely different.

That what I initially thought, but the hula girl can’t push the eject button.

Haters gonna hate.............. hate hate hate hate baby.

Burning a flag is protected free speech, but I know of no constitutional protection for well done, nor should there be. It’s a fucking travesty.

Well since Trump himself won’t stop claiming that the vote was illegitimate, and he’s the president elect, I guess that means we HAVE to have a do-over vote.

I ain’t mad. I have said it before, I will no doubt say it approximately ten million times in the next (hopefully) four years but I will be damned if I will go gracefully into a Trump administration. Anything big or small or in between that discomfits that fascist fuck is fine by me. And that includes Jill Stein.…