I know the chicken at one point contained eggs, so do I preheat for a chicken or not?

What is Clinton so overly secretive about? I honestly don’t get that line of thought when 1) she is investigated over every little thing to the point we practically know what color underwear she’s wearing, and 2) Trump will release nothing about himself, tax returns being top of mind.

dollars to doughnuts she’s worth more than trump

Caitlyn Jenner can go fuck herself.

I wash my legs because I pee in the shower.

That’s disgusting. Seriously, wash your feet. They are cesspools of bacteria, and no, “gravity” bringing the soap water down isn’t enough. That’s how things like Athlete’s Foot and other foot and toenail infections spread.

I mean, I don’t sit there and scour them like I’m trying to get caked-on grease off my good frying pans (unless, of course, I was doing something like wandering through a muddy area), but I do use a washcloth and soap on them.

You are my hero.

I am your roommate. I also use men’s body wash and men’s deodorant and get my hair cut at the Hair Cuttery. Sometimes I think I don’t know how to lady, but then I realize that I’m just really cheap.

Office Space. The Good Girl. That’s all I got.

they have like

Do you work for Star? You do now!

Cue the tabloids salivating over a Jen and Brad reunion (Jennifer Anniston Pregnant- and Brad’s the Dad!).

Jill Stein is in no way qualified to be President. I know plenty of well-educated doctors with admirable moral compasses who have been slightly involved with very local politics, and they aren’t qualified to be President either.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

I genuinely miss his appeal. But based on the comment section in general, Giovanni must have something that makes the folks swoon.