Goddamn, that was a beautiful fucking sentence.

“To a certain extent you missed the point by asking that question, however, I understand that within that question is your desire to be black.”

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

What I love most about living in America is that I don’t have to choose between confirmation of pro-athlete rapist stereotypes and finance bro rapist stereotypes.

I could have a rage stroke just hearing that. You are not to blame, and anyone okay with raping someone is a sick, sick individual.

You are not the one to blame.

I’m sorry you had to go through that. You are 1000% not to blame.

I'd like to say that the number of people who are either okay with, or have a preference with, unconscious women is astounding had I not once awakened to the sight of two men pulling off my jeans after passing out at a party. I have always felt to blame.

Somehow, I get the feeling that this is how Univision sees the Gawker family.

The latest is she’s asking questions about 9/11. She’s the literal fucking second-worst.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the purity test. Of all the ways we liberals shoot ourselves in the foot, this one is my absolute favorite.

Really? She’s worse than Dukakis? She’s worse than Kerry? She’s worse than her husband (who won twice)? No, she’s not. Never was and never will be. And, yeah, she’s better than Trump.

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

I’m surprised Ryan was able to complete a full turn around the dance floor without Michael Phelps lapping him.

Omg me too! I thought I was gonna have to make my “I will punch every millenial I see if Trump wins” speech.

Ahem, that’s nice, but *I* will be voting for substance.

But, too be clear, he was by far the bigger loser, because the public expects this kind of behavior from Taylor. Tom’s entrance into this circus was bizarre. He’s going to take a bigger hit from this than she is. Her PR team is next-level.