I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

I believe many of us are wondering why there are so many fake things around us.

That parrot has seen a cockatoo

I was REALLY skeeved by a supercut of all the “sick burns” that were thrown at her during the roast. It was all sexist bullshit making fun of her looks...like...THERE’S SO MUCH MATERIAL THERE, WHY GO FOR THE SEXIST HACK JOKES?!?! I know we all hate her, but it doesn’t make that shit ok.

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

And I *JUST* got engaged Sunday evening. FUCK! I knew I should’ve held out a little longer...

Jan Hasselman, attorney for the Standing Rock Sioux Tribe, says that the choice to come over Labor Day weekend and destroy the burial site was deliberate...

See, now I really want to see Ortiz do it, just for the unbelievable shitstorm that will ensue in Boston.

When I stand for the anthem I start mentally checking off the various ballpark foods I want to eat that day.

I’m just going to say this:

We also have the freedom to kneel if we want to when we hear the anthem. Or turn our backs. Or dance a jig. Those people died for her freedom to do that too.

You REALLY don't want to have baseball players weigh in on this....

My first thought was cheese.

Gozanga sounds like a slang word for breast.

I just do not get huge advances for celebrity bio’s from young people. Reviewing a life and career is one thing but I can’t summon up interest in books by people who have only lived approx 1/3 of a life

It’s not that the laws are too harsh. It’s that the definition is too broad.

Let me correct my mistake: In college, I could by a 12-pack for $8. Even women with perfect taste in beer make mistakes sometimes.

I AM FROM WISCONSIN.

What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.