I’m gonna need more details on the “Christian reality show of sorts”

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Her response was “I don’t know, taller than 4 feet” so there you have it folks.

My sister saw Barbara Bush once at a Five Guys in Texas. Babs was followed by secret service, but she ordered for herself at the counter. Will ask my sister how tall Barbara was and update if/when she responds.

OH MY GOD YOU CAN

OH GOD I’m really hoping she meant “if by some terrible miracle the cubs win the world series and you get elected and the last seal of the apocalypse is opened, we’ll need to work together bc you’re dumb as shit and I know everything.” Although she was probably just trying to remind him that no matter what happens…

I definitely couldn’t once he crossed the line from “she’d be a bad president” to “she belongs in jail for treason and her husband is a rapist,” but like IrisJ said, I’m sure they’re both more used to seeing their parents repeatedly trashed than the regular person.

I’m so curious about what Donald’s life is going to be like after this. #TrumpTV has to become a thing right? Because otherwise he just goes back to being a rich guy in NY with a famous name and lots of buildings/golf courses named after him. I would love it if his brand was ruined and he was never invited on network…

Interesting, well good for them I guess? Although I do have to imagine their next hang miiiiiight be a bit strained after the parade of mistresses and threats of imprisonment.

If that were true, he would certainly go down as the biggest and most successful political troll in history. (Most likely he’s just an incredibly lucky narcissistic who might actually have been elected if he had even the smallest amount of self-control or intellectual curiosity). What I’m really interested in is, do…

I honestly would believe it if I didn’t think he was just too goddamn stupid to plan something on this level. I do, however, definitely believe that Bill encouraged him to run in that #infamousgolfgame shortly before he declared. I’m sure the Clintons never thought he’d actually go this far or get this ugly, they…

I definitely got that vibe too. Did you see how he almost clapped her on the shoulder as he walked to his seat after finishing his speech?? Like “ok that was fun, now it’s your turn pal!” And then when she sat down after her set, he tried to lean over and chat, like he honestly didn’t see a difference between their…

Don’t let the Trump jokes win, bless us all with your scariest stories!

Take the 10 grand and split it with Anne, then have a special “you’re my real maid of honor for life” day which ends with both of you burning Mary in effigy.

Yeah, there was a second map with the a. albopictus mosquito distribution but I didn’t realize it had been cut off until after it was too late to edit the comment. Thanks kinja!

Here’s your Zika worry zone. I would love to see this overlaid with Republican Congressional districts because I’m pretty sure there’s a lot of overlap...

I’m so sorry that happened to you, and I’m sure you know this and don’t need to hear it from an internet stranger, but it was not your fault. Consenting to one sexual act with a partner is not consenting to all sexual acts with that partner. Consent can be revoked at any time after it has been given, and anything that…

I have no fucking clue why you think consent has anything to do with mind reading or being squeamish/delicate.

Not even getting a girl to say yes! He’s basically saying as long as she wasn’t actively resisting he’d go for it. Which, it turns out, IS STILL RAPE.

D-Money, Smoothie, and Shifty is a really good band name for Donald Trump, Paul Ryan, and Chris Christie.