Goerballs is also good

Right? She can pry my bowl of delicious watermelon from my cold dead hands.

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This was a really thoughtful interview, and I’m so sorry about your mother’s cancer.

TOO SOON

and so we all laughed from the life boats

In this gawker media titanic metaphor, which blogger hits the propeller on the way down?

Last night I fast forwarded through OVER 90 MINUTES OF SWIMMING SEMI FINALS HOLY SHIT. I’M STILL SO ENRAGED. THEY JUST GO BACK AND FORTH AGAIN AND AGAIN IT NEVER CHANGES. WHO IS MAKING THESE TERRIBLE DECISIONS.

Dr Mrs The Monarch is a journalist of the highest caliber who frankly belongs on a spotlight team dedicated to celebrity feuds.

It’s how you wag the tail..? How you chew the bone??

Thank you for providing the in-depth journalism we need in these troubled times.

Him.

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Were you an NBC page? Kenneth is that you?

Please spill all the tea you have about sarah michelle gellar or literally any other celebrity you want. I am so bored at work I need this.

I want to see them cry at articles like “What’s the longest you waited before getting an oil change/routine maintenance on your car just because?”

You’re welcome. I live to serve.

Oh most definitely. Odds are he’d keep stopping to jot down design ideas for the next tesla model. BUT there’s a lot I’m willing to forgive for the chance to fuck on a bed of money.

I refuse to read about the political beliefs of any nascar driver, but a brief google search for “cute nascar drivers” has led to this gentleman, who I’m now crowning Nascar Bae of the century. Congratulations, Darrell Wallace, you did it.