I Would, no shame

No such thing during senior week.

Jezlopnik

this is how I feel about both Michelle Obama’s speech and the reappearance of shade court right now

I’ve cheated on every single Sunday crossword I’ve ever attempted

*pro-fetus

I find this hysterical, despite not being on any cough syrup

Seriously. What the fuck.

I think about this tweet all the time. It’s been true for the last 4 years, but maybe the tragedy in Orlando can change that.

ooooo that’s fascinating! I know insects are actually supposed to be a decent source of protein so that’s interesting to hear. Honestly, I’ve got no problems with veganism or vegans but for these people it seems to be an eating disorder masquerading as being health conscious/ethically superior.

It’s so common that the FDA has very detailed regulations about how many insect parts are legally allowed in your food. Spoiler alert: it’s more than you want!

I was really not expecting to have such an emotional reaction tonight. But hearing that piece of information really brought home the history of this moment. We’ve come a long way from Seneca Falls. Damn.

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The batteries confirm that he just didn’t wanna stop at publix on the way home

Will immediately support whichever presidential candidate calls for the execution of youtube celebs

It would actually be an improvement over the current Ross

Secretly a pic of zodiac killer Ted Cruz circa 1969

Yes it is and he has a venereal disease

The Boy Next Door is a masterpiece

There are better STD ads to choose from, c’mon