Honestly, she should have waited to serve the divorce papers at the funeral for Maximum Spite

Technically not within the last 10 years but still probably the scariest movie I’ve ever seen

Moderation in all things. Also, is there an Australian youtube community that specializes in both? Because that I would be excited to watch.

Stealing this for the next time I play Balderdash

Go forth and use it regardless of context, especially around vegans

#bringbackbullmoose

In the US, depending on the state and the crime, a victim usually has a set number of years to bring charges against a perpetrator. It sounds like Corey is saying too much time has passed for him to bring charges against his abusers, so the only outcome from him naming names would be them suing him for…

Her name is Rita Ora

In a word, no.

Not raw vegan, so that bitch better wait till 4

Ellie this is your legacy and I could not be more proud were I cramming 51 bananas into my mouth right now

On her deathbed - “Mother, darling, I’ve decided to take Johnny’s last name so I’m the next Mrs. Depp.”

I’m sorry but this is devil magic and that wine glass clearly holds the blood of a possessed real housewife

LIES

If I hated my ancient mother in law as much as I imagine Amber does, there’s no way in hell I’d give her the satisfaction of witnessing the divorce. Amber Heard might be infinitely less spiteful than I am though.

Trump has about 15 scandals for every one Hillary has so I’m very curious how he thinks this campaign strategy is going to play out.

OH GO RIGHT TO THAT. GOOD. GO RIGHT THERE.

The real mastery is that I’m still not entirely confident which posts are 100% trolling and which ones are sort of genuine (if any??).

And twitter. And whatever fresh social media hell the future brings.

It’s my life! And I’ll do whatever it takes to get that sassafras feeling!