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So i was looking for some appropriate Legolas quote gif for this whole OrlSelPer drama. I failed in that reguard. However, I found something even better, Stephen Colbert as Legolas. I knew you good folks would approve.

For years my family always got our Chinese takeout from this little family-owned restaurant. My dad always picked it up, so they knew him quite well. He had introduced a friend of his to the place, who then became a regular there too, and once my dad went in to pick up our food while the woman was taking an order from

WTF KENDRA JESUS.

Devil in the White City!

My place once tried suggesting I order something else: the elderly guy who manages the phones said “You know, we have other dishes—you might like the spicy noodle!” But I really look forward to ordering the same thing every Friday night, and eventually he just gave up on me.

Heh... There has been talk of a Magic Mike theme...

“Someone is trying to poison me!” is my go-to paranoid delusion.

He got pretty excited about Jessica Chastain when we watched Crimson Peak last month, so I might just end up turning him on.

Mai Bacon is the best name ever.

I wonder if I can read this new one so soon after reading The Poisoner’s Handbook without making my husband nervous...

The Poisoner’s Handbook was fascinating! I hope this book is in the same vein.

There has been talk amongst my friend circle about them throwing me a “not having a baby shower” because my friends realized I’ve thrown them all bridal showers, bachelorette parties, and countless baby showers and they haven’t had the chance to reciprocate (because I’m childfree) and they feel bad about that. I’m not

Death from vodka, of course, being a “clear circumstance”

Are you me? A couple weeks ago I ordered massaman instead of drunken noodles and I felt like I was betraying my drunken noodles.

I don’t think people understand how important and unusual it is for this particular woman to be cast as anyone’s love interest. I have never seen a woman as dark as Lupita cast this way, and I am HERE FOR IT. She can be the love interest and be talented and fierce in so many ways. Just to watch her on the screen being

The Arsenic Century: How Victorian Britain Was Poisoned at Home, Work, and Play

I was hoping someone would mention The Poisoner’s Handbook. It’s a fascinating read.