Thanks for the info...I fixed it. Next to get a “my tomato plant is smarter than your honor student” bumper sticker.

Also highly recommended:

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Well, considering people really were being poisoned by just about everything—their clothing, their drinking vessels, their heating systems, their lighting, their cosmetics, their freaking wallpaper—it seems like a pretty logical extension to fear that somebody’s going to hurry up the job.

“...there was one woman who’d been not only abandoned by the man she was living with, but he’d turned up one day when she was out, took all her furniture and everything, and just went off with it, and she came back to a completely empty house and was left totally destitute...”

Actually, tomato plant flowers have both male and female organs. They are self pollinating!

I wanted to have a gender reveal party but the only thing I’m expecting are these tomatoes and I don’t really think they have a sex so...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can top that, I thought “gender reveal” was referencing someone coming out as trans so I was super confused, staring at the photos and did not understand what this was about at all until getting to the end of the first paragraph. Now I can’t stop laughing at myself. #ChildFree

Riding a pair of crazes, my partner and I threw a Hamilton-themed gender reveal party. We hired two local urchin children to participate in the reveal and dressed them in blue- and pink-tinted period garb. After an acai bowl brunch, our guests gathered in the courtyard. Both children – the boy child playing Alexander…

Did anyone else initially think this was their way of announcing she’d had an abortion and they were really happy not to be parents? Because that’s what I thought it was at first and found that to be way more creative and interesting.

The staff of our favorite pho place has gotten to the point of greeting us and asking if we’ll have the usual. They were taken aback a bit when I decided to try something new a couple of times recently, but I’ve since gone back to the usual. It’s nice to have that kind of familiarity.

Our favorite (as in every Thursday night) Chinese place knows my husbands voice. She just asks ‘same as usual?’ and always gets it right.

We knew we were ordering from our local Chinese delivery place too much when they showed up to our new apartment and they a) remarked that we had moved and b) said that our cat had gotten fatter.

The philosophy of the artwork relates to the idea of the sacred feminine.

Its braised, sliced Pokémon on rice or noodles.

She’ll rekindle things with Jaden, and take the opportunity to cement their alliance with House Smith.

Please start writing Food Network Fan Fiction IMMEDIATELY

I have no reason to back up why I think this: but I’ve always felt like Rachel Ray is the woo girl who always has designer cocktails strapped to her body for concerts/sporting events for all her gurrrls and the swingers party you KNOW she throws every couple months is epic. Like she has got to have a signature dip…

I just can’t

IRL, he does seem to be an asshole. He does seem ultra-douchey and hypocritical. But still, an antonym is not a variation.