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Godard is what my friend calls a “refuse-nik,” an artist or entertainer who refuses to do what he’s good at and best-known for. Woody Allen, for instance, is a refuse-nik when he tries to make serious movies that simply aren’t any good. Comedians often end up that way. It wouldn’t kill Godard to make a coherent,…

“... in southern China, where (per Wikipedia here), the population is largely poorly educated and prone to superstition.” 

Okay, smart guy, what do you feed your penis then?

Yup....no woman has ever commented on tampon sizing before your (male) friend. I mean “wide set vagina” and heavy flow is literally a joke from Mean Girls, but sure.... it sounds more like your friend’s joke is premised on limited translation options for a question in a foreign country.

And the reasons he took Truffaut to task, because Truffaut had the temerity to make a film about the joy of filmmaking. That’s the thing I dislike about Godard, and about a lot of artists I’ve known...they can never SWITCH OFF. Every waking moment, every action, has to be in service to their artist ideology and it…

*smash cut to Ignatiy eating Godard’s ass*

“Caaaaaannes!” ~ Capitaine Kirke, La Quete de Spock

My favorite Godard anecdote is how he sent a huge missive to Truffaut ripping into him for Day For Night, then ended his letter by asking for money.

Godard’s films have been turgid, willfully abstruse exercises in intellectual masturbation for decades. He’s by far the most irritating of all brilliant filmmakers.

Even better: give him a Kinja account. The community is full of humorless twats.

I was actually surprised at how aware he was that Mulaney was just doing this for comedy purposes (saying that Mulaney was conflating stories for his act). I’d expected more of the insane reaction John Oliver tends to get. That he is annoyed but still seems to get what Mulaney was doing is a bit of nuance in a world…

That is not correct. What we know as Hamburgers are American. What you may be thinking of is a Hamburg Steak, which you would never confuse for a burger.

I really liked Everybody Wants Some!!

Yesterday, as my girlfriend was leaving the house, she was debating whether or not to bring a jacket. I was about to describe the one she grabbed as a “good Republican cloth coat,” but I didn’t really feel like explaining the reference while she was obviously stressed out and in a bit of a hurry. To go to a funeral.