May cause sudden onset of death.

Oh I’ll twain that shit

The tingle means it’s working.

Whether or not there is any actual proven merit to your assessment, I see no reason to oppose it.

“Don’t take Prepambah if you are pregnant or nursing as it may cause a rare condition known as inside-out baby. Don’t take Prepambah if you are female, over the age of 26, under the age of 22, trained in martial arts, have seen two out of three Matrix movies or suffer from inside-out baby syndrome.”

Irradiate a jellyfish and get bitten by it.

“Talk to your doctor and ask if Prepambah is right for you.”

PREPAMBAH PREPAMBAH PREPAMBAH PREPAMBAH 

Sounds like the name of a hemorrhoid remedy.

Don’t forget Gavin MacCleod, who will live forever in our hearts.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

Said Donald J. Trump.

That’ll never work. You should be extracting various fluids from those creatures and injecting them, obviously.

I feel any article that covers functional immortality and doesn’t discuss Connor McCloud of the clan McCloud missed something. :)

Having quickly skimmed the article, My takeaway is that I can live longer through eating more lobster and fucking more jellyfish.

When I was a kid, I thought the parts in the Fame song where they’re saying ‘Remember!’ were actually ‘PREPAMBAH!’ I don’t know why the singers would be singing ‘PREPAMBAH! PREPAMBAH! PREPAMBAH!’ instead of ‘Remember!’, but hey, kids are idiots.

I think about death too much these days, for various reasons. Plus, my life is statistically more than half over at age almost 47.

Malt Vinegar + Ketchup