No, His Satanic Majesty and His minions were smart, competent and evil. This bunch is stupid, incompetent and evil, not to mention lazy.

Punk-ASSED bitch. Get it right.

That’s straight-up fucking TORTURE, for those of you playing at home.

We’ll want a big saguaro for this.

He’s not a coward. He’s an incredibly corrupt criminal who is suppressing evidence and obstructing justice.

AND I MEAN DONE  !

Ain’t nobody can eat fifty eggs!

Polish Roulette? You load all six chambers.

That is what “Alternative” meant, kids. An alternative to things like TWO Paula Abdul singles.

Yes, let’s watch the antics oh the wretchedly inbred descendants of Non-Union German Equivalent replacement royalty instead.

“YOUAH KILLING THE ROMANCE IN HEAH!”

“ME, DRIVE A FORIEGN CAH?! WHAT AHE YOU, RETAHDED?!”

He’ll be sucking down beet juice with that worn-out stripper who lies for the NRA any day now.

No, that was Mickey Rourke.

No, but you where working up to it, you evil piece of shit.

Realclearpolitics is another worthless propaganda organ and you are a fucking fool.

How’s your Canadian Girlfriend?

Go shoot up a pizza place.

We SAID fuck off, White Trash!

Shut the fuck up, MAGAot.