SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS!

There’s a reason why he was show how the door works as a Lt. Colonel.

I call them The Ministry of Lies.

In Bizzaro Fascist Fanatic World only.

Hillary over-rehearsed. And she still has a uterus.

They don’t call him Slick Willy for nothing!

Look at who got elected, for fuck’s sake!

When virtual reality meets actual stupidity.

You will always have ruined The Brady Bunch.

Oh, dear! I do hope they didn’t bugger you senseless.

Thanks for sharing that Hannity-like insight.

“Yeah, Great. People are stealing an hours worth I my best material.”

You really should do that with a fiddle.

Ooohhh, I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! Imma make it straight like Watergate!

NOFX : “The ‘Brews.”

You’re ruining two good things!

SPQR

He goes back to Montana for The Most Dangerous Game parties.

He makes sure he keeps that SWO lapel pin prominently displayed. It’s his one and only “qualification.”

Is it just me, or has every SEAL who has gone into politics turned out to be thuggish criminal scum?