The only sources for those persecutions are from later Christian writers hagiographies of martyrs, so it very well may be mere propaganda.

Shouldn’t you just have t-shirts with I’M A GROPEY, RAPEY FUCKER made?

Did they find the Kenny G Spot?

That was surreal.

[farts thunderously]

I’ll just be beating all of their parents to death with their own shoes for those names, if that’s okay.

No, he means you are being a fucking idiot like always.

I’m glad thatI could be here today to witness this authentic Libertarian gibberish.

They could have been fired, prosecuted and gone to jail or prison. This was the soft option.

Bribes are bribes.

I actually drove off with one, once, and the bank called and very politely asked for it back. 

That is one of them there Mysteries of Faith.

Jeezits, if you will (you should not).

Now those things are made of Concentrated Evil!

Don’t forget idiot teenagers!

“...And get some olive oil! Damn!”

Fuck that. The EMP will take care of it.

Sure, it will clean you out, but it will leave you feeling all hollow inside.

Beria didn’t live out that month.

He showed up for the audition with a swastika carved into his forehead.