[It’s Joe Flaherty]

Yeah, we’re STILL not buying you product! Hit the bricks!

Adventure Capitalists!

DANGER VICINITY!

“All right. let’s see it. Come on! What are you packing down there?”

Gentlemen, no women want to see your Homeless Snail in great detail.

THERE it is!

Both of these are the reasons it needs a comma.

That is no mere facial hair. That is an entire way of life.

I’m Still Here...

The Gabby Hayes Effect.

Man, I hate them Fancy Lads!

We’ll get to find out if he has started using “Dagnabit!”, “Consarn it!”, “What in tarnation?!” and other examples of Authentic Frontier Gibberish.

Most people have shitty to mediocre reading comprehension, especially those who spend a lot of time on the internet.

True. He’s as pathological a narcissist as he is a pathogical liar.

The ting that differentiates satire from farce is plausibility, and this administration has stretched that membrane until it’s very thin indeed. 

Somebody was speaking Australian in that letter.

He could drop dead of a massive heart attack, also.

It’s The Night of the Long Jives!

He’s more of a William Holden Caulfield, or indeed coal field because he is DEFINITELY bringing coal back aaannnyyy day now.