If you give them one free concert they’re just going to keep asking for Samoa

When asked about the whole ordeal, Sly said he didn’t realize how Rocky the situation had become. He said that he warned the goons when they showed up by screaming “Stop, or My Mom will Shoot!”

The Mets were still 2-hit last night by a dude who got lit up a bunch during the regular season. Let’s not forget they were no-hit not once, but twice during the regular season. Without a Murphy dong they’re completely impotent at the plate.

Baylor, I don’t even know her!