If you give them one free concert they’re just going to keep asking for Samoa

I didn’t know uber drivers had to wear uniforms now

I feel like Gawker readers dislike Hillary not because she’s a woman but because she’s evil.

I don’t understand the infatuation with Chipotle. Maybe it’s because I live in California where the taco shops are abundant. Why would anyone spend $10 for a small burrito loaded with rice and beans that are al dente?

But I wanted to hear Joe Morgan tell me about how black players have flash and Jon Miller putting the emphasis on the Ben in RuBEN Sierra

Interestingly enough, the NCAA football games were the Madden games of the previous year with different images and sounds. The code was otherwise identical.

Yeah! That’s some good bone crunching right there!

But the article is about Tim Roth. That’s not Tim Roth? Where’s Tim Roth? What has FIFA done with Tim Roth!!!

This is just like when Mr. Leery found out his wife was cheating on him and she started to cry and he told her she didn’t deserve to cry.

The Mets were still 2-hit last night by a dude who got lit up a bunch during the regular season. Let’s not forget they were no-hit not once, but twice during the regular season. Without a Murphy dong they’re completely impotent at the plate.

Baylor, I don’t even know her!