UPDATE: Bryce Harper has signed with the Golden State Warriors.

LeBron’s just like us, wearing the free shirt he got from a work trip.

Finally, the trade war with China has helped an American worker.

No problems with Salah posing and getting medals pinned on him by a Tyrant?

Bitter expedients. Bitter cretin. Papa John.

The only thing more England than being England immediately is tricking people into thinking you might not be England and then being England

As a United supporter, I’m very relieved that David de Gea will not be spending the next month with Real Madrid’s manager and likely advancing to the late rounds of the tournament.

If we’re going to be ruthlessly efficient about this like he wants, just develop a cultural norm where all the incels ship off to their own little island. Then they can’t kill any women. Problem solved.

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

put it straight into my veins

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

They’re actually looking through his crotch, at his wallet in his back pocket. Like Superman, except hoes. I believe the prophet Soulja Boy wrote of this 

pretty sickening huh? he spells his name with a K.

“$127,896,600 million in 5 seasons.”

Vikings have a long tradition of marrying themselves to cousins.

I’ve been lucky. I had one big panic attack a week before I took the bar exam—collapsed on the floor, chest pains, trouble breathing, the works. I thought I was having a heart attack, my wife drove me to the hospital, got hooked up to the EKG and everything.

I’m still waiting for a WC4, because WC3 was one of the best RTS games ever created.

I’ll believe Andrew Luck is healthy when I see him play, and maybe not even then

WCW/nWo Revenge

“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”