This thread is why I stick around

Low-key pokemon ref in the tweet 

In response to asking David to “eat a mile of shit”...

you should probably come back to the grays, big guy

he flat

Assuming they did originally mean to censor his name, why add the song to the game in the first place?

Would prefer OP have used “circular” instead of “spherical”, but the high-school-band-name gag always gets me 

...or so the legend goes

Disagree... he got caught

So... the anonymous tipster is Masai Ujiri, right?

I heard Yanny the first time then Laurel the next 53

Happened to me on an airplane one time - seriously considered trying to get the plane to land early. Ended up going to the hospital upon landing (in Portugal)

Gotta be Drake, right?

There’s actually a surprising lack of options for late night food past midnight during the week

Sounds a bit like religion when you put it that way...

Tony Pulis?

I really dislike the echo they put on the PA every time someone scores

Mario Golf!

Same here-