“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”

Either way, you’re getting someone who’s spent a little time sitting courtside at Barclays.

Man, people really get worked up about not saying goodbye around here.

The only value I can think of is how valuable a resource they will be for future historians as they look back on this absurd period in history.

So, I teach Rhet/Comp (argumentative logic in a written capacity) at the college level, and have for the last twelve years.

The level of obfuscation, dissemblance, and general reliance on logical fallacies that this administration continues to engage in is absolutely flabbergasting. I’m no political pundit, but I do…

Anyone gullible enough to believe this isn’t the path he would take anyways is pretty... well, gullible.

Pictured: Drake’s new tattoos for 2018

you can’t tell me he doesn’t have some glasses with no prescription in them

This is the take I was looking for.

“There ain’t no North Pole, thus there ain’t no Christmas”

He’s no Gyasi Zardes, tho

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

You know, that’s actually one of the most misunderstood bible passages. People think that it implies that rich people can’t get into heaven or have a hard time of it. But it’s the result of a mistranslation. “Eye of a Needle” was the common ancient Hebrew  term used by Rabbis to describe the NY Giants defense.

this was one of the most exciting football matches i’ve ever watched...i couldnt help but think that most americans who claim to dislike the sport for various reasons of excitement and scoring and such, would have been transfixed by this game.

Was this really solely, or even primarily, McDermott’s decision though?

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

My wife and I moved back to Chicago from the suburbs after we found out we were pregnant (we were already deciding to move to Chicago because it would be closer to work for me)

Note: My experience will probably be very different than someone with school aged kids since I only have an infant. I also happen to live in a…

Interesting to see how China handles this moving forward. The Ball’s in their court.

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”