Lord Mountbatten’s ghost might also disagree.

Someone explained it to me that they don’t want you to buy so much that you could harm or kill yourself. Then why is there a Boots on every corner? If you really wanted to harm or kill yourself with Ibuprofen, you must be really determined and kind of dumb.

Zombies never go out for long. Same thing with all the archetypal monsters - they all tend to come and go in cycles.

Yes and n... it kinda focused on satrizing Romero stuff though... I wanna find a way to do a “Scream” where it takes those genre conventions, comments on them, knows about them and still tells a genuinely good story.

Aye, he is a total twat and needs booting out of office, but the dig at Trump in the tweet was entertaining. Probably the only goof thing he’s done while in office is that tweet...

The English response to any change, no matter how minor, is always blistering abuse. It is followed by surly acceptance, and then eventually claiming that it was their idea all along and more abuse for taking so long to change. Even more than Americans, the English are terrified of change.

The Murdoch papers and Mail have been stoking up the “snowflake” and “PC Brigade” the last few months so this is no surprise but the thing is they’re losing.

Fireman Sam, the children’s programme, was originally called Sam Tân which in the original Welsh means ‘Sam Fire’, a reference to colloquial Welsh nicknaming which links people’s names with their occupations, such as ‘Jones the Baker’. And before anyone asks, a Funeral Director called David would indeed be called ‘Dai…

In addition to this being sexist bullshit, “firefighter” is undoubtedly the cooler name. It makes you sound like you are wrestling Balrogs or some shit.

There’ll never be a true account of what the Army did in NI not only because the worst documents will never come to light (we’re only just finding out about secretive and unchecked murder squads) but also because even in other parts of the UK the Army’s involvement is a hot topic, especially in the Forces community.

had to stay at all times within a prescribed distance of the man who brought them.

And yer woman saying she’s “astonished” with the behaviour given the “calibre of guest”

Wasn’t the surname of the fucker who won the bid “Caring”.

The really disgusting thing (of a whole heap of disgusting things) about the Presidents Club* was that the women acting as hostesses were forced to sign a contract which not only demanded they never speak about what happened at the evening, but also indemnified the agency against any lawsuit they might bring if the…

UK Update:

*sigh* Same island, same endless fucking mess.

I’m part of a campaign that has successfully captured a goblin and used its scavenging skills to coax it into opening a shop that we have invested money into. He occasionally finds rare items and we get ROI based on stuff. He’s since employed 2 other goblins and it seems they pick up stuff that we don’t loot when we…

You haven’t met enough declared atheists spouting patriarchal bullsh*t, then.

I’m actually rather fond of Goblins, to the point my current character’s backstory had him living with a goblin tribe for more than a decade and helping them war against rival tribes.

That said, goblins done poorly can be a chore. Fortunately most times we’ve encountered them the DM has made them clever and tricky, and…

I have not tried the others, but Black Bomber is so, so good. Incredibly intense.