I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

If he didn’t want to be groped, he shouldn’t have been wearing that hat.

Brown being an asshole does not make the Raiders competent.

If you see something, and you have the savvy and insight of a psychiatrist, say something.

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

I’m genuinely torn as to whether the Patriots are Basically Good for giving otherwise decent guys a second chance, or Mostly Bad for also giving supremely talented rapists and murderers a second chance.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

The reason real he and Ben Roethlisberger didn’t get along was because they were too similar.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Why get a single from a bunt when you can get all of the bases for twice the cost?

So you’re saying he’s a Contact hitter

+1 Misuse of Occam’s Razor.

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

I’m sick of all of these motherfuckers.  Happy Monday, have a blessed week.

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there…

I wonder why they gave Brady and Rogers the grace period and not AB? It’s not a race issue is it?