On an unrelated note, Steven Soderbergh is pitching a script for Ocean’s 14 tomorrow.

or Rapid City, SD.

Getting rid of any taco shell that is flavored like any kind of Dorito is a mistake. Certainly, this could be considered the worst offense.

That really came back around in a surprising way. Thank you.

Plus, anybody who has watched Stephen A. knows that every day is the worst day of his life. This is just who he is.

I imagine Infinity War is the start to The Leftovers season 1. Endgame takes place sometime during The Leftovers season 3. Nora Durst will show up about halfway through the film and explain that there are now two parallel universes, but in that other universe, we were dusted. The Avengers hop into their fancy suits as…

houses also have walls, and so building a wall on our southern border is just like that.

A grown ass grown ass man. He has every other grown ass man beat by at least two orders.

Tucker’s serious face

Elseworld tales are extremely important here.

The sad thing is, this is going to work with most, if not all, his supporters.

If these idiots want a “friendly” set, they need to stop inviting smart comedians who work for the Daily Show. I can’t even wrap my head around how they expect anything different to happen when they keep inviting people who make a living off of calling out shitty politicians.

That is an image I’m happy to have burned into my brain.

It’s called a “big boy” pee. Get with the program.

Kevin Love:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, LeBron
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev’ry guy here’d love to be you, LeBron
Even when taking your lumps
There’s no man in town as admired as you
You’re ev’ryone’s favorite guuuuy
Ev’ryone’s awed and inspired by you
And it’s not very hard to see whyYyYyYy...

Probably why he’s going through this midlife crisis. Life is just full of regrets and missed opportunities.

I’m sure it crossed their mind. They’re probably just trying to avoid people having sex with it.

As a Minnesota native, all I can say is this: tomato sauce is quite spicy, and requires at least one glass of milk to make tolerable.

We are talking about a group that has a Snapchat series titled “Barstool 5th Year.” Their entire shtick is contingent on being Matthew McConaughey from Dazed and Confused. So yea, garbage.

“Obviously not dad. I would like to have, but, well, have you ever read Fahrenheit 451? Wait, hold on, I shouldn’t know what that is. What is ‘books’ again?”