7am? Definitely call 911. Fuck that.

Yes, well, honesty with regard to money (or the perception of how money is earned by studios) being the primary motivation for why any of this happens. (No one seemed to want to say this with Ghost in a Shell, that they basically wanted S.J. in skin-tight outfits because they thought nerds would all come running.…

Ah fuck! THAT’s who that is. I tried watching a couple episodes of The Last Ship the other day to see if I might like it, and I knew I knew this actor. (Was too lazy to use the Google at the time, but I was watching The Last Ship, so it all adds up...)

“And if this is the standard, then you’ll have to stick with this argument across the board because it’s especially egregious with Africans and South Americans too. ”

Hey now. Grading on the curve is the only way they get into law school.*

Yep. Basically her question was, “Give me a juicy detail about how you risked your life for your kids.”

Yep. My wife and I are right there with you. We’ve really enjoyed it. My favorite part of the finale was Sansa figuring it out, and the siblings playing along as they basically tried and executed Baelish for STARTING THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. (Though it appears that Sansa at least had a conversation with Bran before…

Yep. By far my favorite reviews, too. Can’t wait for next year.

Mediocrity is a hell of a drug.

Yep. It’s weird to live within a few hundred miles of some of the most dishonest, evil assholes in the world.

It was only 20 minutes of action, after all...

They should come on over to Kentucky. Mediocre white people have a stranglehold on this state...

My wife and I moved to Kentucky about eight years ago. Her sister finally came to visit this last summer and was amused that we waived or said hi to everyone in our neighborhood. “Do you know them?” she kept asking. “No. It’s just what you do.”

Great list! But especially this: “If you look at Pence’s record, the only difference between the two is that Pence actually knows how to play the political game. The agenda at the White House wouldn’t change, but Pence has the political experience to actually carry it out.”

“Moreover, can Taylor Swift right a song in which she is not the perpetual victim being prosecuted by someone who has wronged her?”

Didn’t Ygritte confirm that in the cave?

That you think she’s offering serious advise or commentary is the joke, I guess.

Well, all I can say to you is that It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is not an infomercial on how to run your own bar.

Well, here’s one take on that. I wouldn’t call it “brilliant,” but Carson breaks it down. There are others. Use Google.

“Satire: the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.”