If you’re on this website, you aren’t rich enough to lie to the cops. 

Also, too, most people were a mistake...

“No one is calling on Christians for being backwards, evil people trying to push a religious ideology on the world.”

Jesus, really? You have a high tolerance. I’d say there at least four (maybe five) MCU movies that are absolute shit and unwatchable and maybe two that are great. Everything else falls somewhere in between.

Portland must be slacking off lately. Typical.

Among the many awesome moments in season two, my favorite has to be the final fight, cutting between the island and the present. Killer editing. Great action. So epic. 

Even now as a tenured professor, I pretty much go to talks for food. Old habits die hard. 

I’m not sure how good ExpressVPN really is, but so far I haven’t had my intertubes shut down for downloading Game of Thrones, so it seems to work. 

Can we stop shedding a tear for the insurance industry already? There are plenty of things to buy insurance for such as houses, cars, items in your house, a boat, AD&D, life, your vacation, a plane ticket, and so on and so forth. I’d just prefer not to apply the same model to my own physical and mental well being.

Delta’s Sky Miles program is pretty good, but is now more dependent on how much you spend vs. how far you fly. Their lower tier (Silver Medallion) is the base level for being treated like a human being by their airline.

So... time to pick up some cheap South Korean stocks? 

Yup. Still trying to figure out why I should care about all of these nice white people making stupid decisions and killing themselves when in the 80's all the adults told me that I shouldn’t care about the horrific effects of crack on “those people” and how they should just say no and anyway they were making bad…

Step 1: Get a majority. Step 2: Eliminate the 60-vote “rule” that is really not a rule at all. Step 3: Have a vote. 

...especially when there’s always money in the banana stand for another bomber. 

I don’t understand why these idiots even want to get involved in politics. If I had a billion dollars, I’d be taking things easy commuting between my three or four awesome houses/private islands around the world. Why mire yourself in us, the unwashed masses? Just pay your taxes and laugh your way to the bank.

Yes and yes. 

It sounds like a grift to me. Some studio people will get a sweet pay day, then close up their snake oil show and skip town. 

It’s good advice for photography, especially when companies are throwing endless gear updates and user features that cost a lot of money. Most hobbyist photographers buy too much camera when really any digital camera from the last 5-6 years will do most things for most people. I think the opposite can (but isn’t…

I’m admitting to being asleep at the Pop Culture wheel again here, but all of the sudden (to me!) Cardi B is a thing. Who the f$%k is she? The same thing happened with me and Pit Bull. All of the sudden he was everywhere and I was like, “When did this dude happen? And... why?”

“The guy is a moron.” I prefer “dangerous asshole.” And since I’ll be living here for the foreseeable fucking future, and he won with so few votes with historic low turnout, I hope we can get rid of him in the next election.