I my Land! Please get a shoe I the face. W worked out so he had the core strength to duck quickly, but Trump...

“Yep, this. And if I, a gay, trans person, can say that I’d rather have Pence than Trump, however much I detest Pence...”

The public humiliation is already worth so much more.

That’s a great description of the Beltway press! And Trump.

It invents itself...

Hi Kristen! Another tip someone gave me years ago: stay in your starter home. As our incomes have grown, my wife and I have been tempted to move out of our little 1950's brick Cape Cod into something fancier, but I’m glad we never have. Our little mortgage stays little, and in the meantime we’ve saved more, paid off…

I hang my dignity on it when I fly coach.

Didn’t Spock explicitly say that Khan had “two dimensional thinking”?

Yep and yep.

We probably can’t expect people who are smart in some ways to be brilliant across the board. I work with and know many scientists (nuclear physicists, astronomers, etc.). They’re brilliant at what they do, but many of them couldn’t find their way out of a paper bag with a compass, a pick axe, and night goggles. Point…

Given that you can fly with a live fucking lobster, it’s amazing they got so much shit about a cake.

In the long run, we’re fucked. There’s only so long we can keep the lid on technology that is seventy years old. Especially when it’s clear that nations armed with nuclear weapons are willing to bomb or invade sovereign nations that don’t have them.

Louisville to Chicago for three reasons:

Yep. This is all about the asshole index. If it kicks the right people in the teeth, like liberals and those people (you know, the ones who receive super secret welfare handouts and Obamaphones), then it’s all good. If it breaks a few (white) eggs in the process, well, life’s a bitch.

Very, very special. With no floor on how low you’ll sink.

“These people” as in trouble-making people who can’t keep their shit together on an aircraft.

This movie was like The Matrix of comedy: First installment was awesome/fun and stood up to repeated viewing. The sequels, on the other hand, were just a money grab based on nostalgia and the dwindling good will of the audience.

So many bad assumptions in the GOP. Not all people who fuck a goat will just go and fuck a turkey. Like, not all the time.

This is really bad behavior on ANA, which is a nice airline with (generally) excellent service. These people need to fly United where they belong.

I really appreciate the Confederate Battle Flag as a symbol... of people to stay the fuck away from. Basically, if you have a Confederate Battle Flag anywhere on your person, clothing, car, or property, I can skip the conversation and move on to the part where I know you’re a total piece of shit or a complete…