Jesus Christ on a crutch. I give up.

That I understand. I deeply loved that book, but I’m kind of afraid of a good TV adaptation. I don’t get the OP at all, though...

The difference being that, unlike you as an individual, a large institution made up primarily of young people has a variety of different needs and constituencies to juggle, in addition to its two overarching missions of fostering academic discourse and providing a physically safe environment for students to do their…

Well, not anymore, at any rate.

And punching hippies. That’s almost as important as the tax cut.

Bernie: “$15/hour minimum wage for low-income workers!”

Ugh. Dr. Oz. Like Ben Carson, an example of how doctors can be brilliant at That One Thing and total fucking morons at the same time.

Not saying that I agree with this, but Roe explicitly denies agency over yourself once the fetus becomes “viable.” 20 weeks certainly pushes the notion of viability to a new extreme (a premature baby at 24 weeks is far more likely to live), but there it is. Hillary has also said in that past that she viewed…

Yep. The general election would have devoured him. I think Trump would have beaten him in the EC and the popular vote after the RNC got done running ads with pictures of him on his honeymoon in Moscow.

I loved your piece, and I don’t think you’re wrong (particularly about the oversized role racism and sexism played in the voting booth), but Sanders also has a point about messaging. The Dems have shot themselves in the foot over the last few years trying to appeal to some mythical moderate voter. It’s a losing hand.

It’s easy to not be seen as a racist. You simply stop doing racist shit. But that’s too hard for these guys, because they’re racist.

Word.

True. My cousin is a headhunter in Silicon Valley, and in addition to being rich and evil, can confirm that many companies use these visas to hire foreign expertise at a premium so they don’t have to pay graduates of American colleges a competitive wage. The question, for me, is whether Trump will revamp the system or…

My wife and I are child free. So much disposable income and vacation time! Plus uninterrupted snuggles and sex, unless the cats are really hungry. But it does make us social outcasts in many ways, especially now that we live in the South and aren’t pursuing God’s Plan for her womb.

When I’m physically feeling like shit, I go for PBJ and tomato soup. When I hate the world, I make fried rice out of whatever old rice is lying around in the fridge and frozen veggies.

Yep. I don’t think the shitheels that voted for Trump would care if he turned his back on GOP policies as long as he punched a liberal while he did it.

Perhaps we should give the coordinates to North Korea. Just, you know, so they can set goals for their next missile test.

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

No. Apples and oranges.

United doesn’t give a shit because this is a PR war they’ll win. This guy was convicted of trading pills for sex with patients and had his medical license in Kentucky revoked, only reinstated a few years ago with stringent conditions about when and how he sees patients. In other words, he’s a sex offender, and pushes…