@angstman: Precisely what Lonesharkx said, on both accounts. I think we've one-up'd (get it?) the bob-ombs at this point, so we can leave those be.

@Anonymoose: Tesla, Ichabod, and Sherlock would approve.

That shiny-ass cheesy plastic would get so grimy, so quickly. Matte-finish HOOOO.

When are we going to stop spending our damn money on crap we don't need... we SHOULD be working to equip our boys over sees with these bad boys.

@Bathtub69: And don't NOBODY want a load dropped them by a drone. That's just demeaning. Kinda like a Terminator just skipping the whole killing process and going straight for the tea bagging. Robokakke.

Whom should be contacted to arrange for the 8 leg/arm punches? I'm guessing Mark as he'll be leaving... and ya know... screw that lol. <3

@KamWrex: Cool yo' house... DANGER DEN style.

@lostarchitect: Coincidences are just plain awesome sometimes.

@Stem_Sell: If I had a star, I'm promote the shit out of that comment.

You'd all probably recognize the deployed version of these better.

So he doesn't like PC games all that much... shame. I'll just never be willing to give up Blizzard games, or my mouse/keyboard for FPS's.

@Tycho Vhargon: What just happened there?

@DrkPheonix: In Pokemon, that'd be "it's not very effective..."

@Denver: Do you see the energy Ballmer has stored up inside of him? He'd eat Jobs alive.

One small step for dogs...

Saying there's "No scope for genuine tactics" is kinda out of line. Starcraft II is wildly dependent on the rock/paper/scissors formula. Being able to scout effectively, build a decent defense/offense accordingly to what you find, and micro/macro manage your army during battles is insanely hard. From what I've…

@FriedPeeps Can Kick A Stupid Shark's Ass: Wireless is definitely a selling point, and it's hard to beat Apple build quality. I'll give 'em that.

@Igor Neumann: Terrible thing to see before bed... nightmare food.

@FriedPeeps: Checked out the pricing of the Bamboo Touch (w/ pen), and it was $69. You think that's more expensive than what Apple's about to drop? Willing to place any bets? I've been looking to make a couple extra bucks on a sure-fire bet...

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: You're in good company - it's terrible.