Heh! Thanks. I’ve been here only sporadically, since I have a bunch of deadline work breathing down my neck. I like your version anyway. :)

Shiny and chrome.

Stellar work, Mrs. Finch. XD

You must be incredibly ticklish.

I got my nose broken during sex.

As such, it is not as if you can just go out and buy a surplus Concorde....

“The next girl!”

Thingsh in hereh dhon’t rheact whell to bulletsh.

Obligatory:

I’d be nervous about riding my lightcycle around there...

Thanks, and I’ll gladly share the win with Sipowitz for the good idea! :)

Yeah, you need really thick floss to get the melanoma out from between your teeth.

Aw, shucks! Weren’t nuthin! :)

The melanoma makes it crunchy!

Well then, I’m off to buy a black turtleneck sweater, beret, and round-framed sunglasses! I will then sit on the banks of the Seine, smoke thin cigarettes, and muse offhandedly about the empty hopelessness of existence, and how the only meaning we can find is in the expression of our collective angst...

Gotta say, he makes for a pretty chill-looking turkey. XD

Here ya go:

Maybe it’s Compton, Arkansas.

No... I don’t think I’ll ever be over Macho Grande.