“May I offer you a glass of cham-pahn-ya?”

JAFR(emake)

Now I want to put gasoline in a basketball.

Wow, flashback time. One of my uncles had a Galaxie of this vintage, and drove it for what seemed like an eternity, well into the 1980's. I was stunned when he finally swapped it for something else. I thought they were going to have to bury him in that car.

Oh, damn. I am slain.

Dude here. She is indeed awesome, and sexy as hell.

INVISIBLE BINDER!

Thank you, I was thinking the same thing.

Looks like somebody Bobbitt-ed that cake:

Bonus points if you can tell me what the heck he's screaming at the end.

Well, she is checking on a "sausage," I guess.

Hobbes may have gone into a Goodwill donation bin, but even as an adult, Calvin still held onto a joy for other aspects of his childhood.

AND, her mouth leads directly to her vagina!

Looks like someone was a Don Johnson fan.

It's about time someone showed up to knock King Kong off the Hard Rock.

Vito's grasp of human anatomy,

Vito Barbieri from Idaho,

Thanks Taffy.