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Mr. Disconnected
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Flash balloons?

Thingsh in hereh dhon’t rheact whell to bulletsh.

Obligatory!

A fellow in ages long past,
Had a notion that left him aghast.
Take some guts from his flock,
Slip them over his cock,
And his lady can rest her poor ass!

Me too, Arlo. Just try not to let Officer Obie catch you this time. :)

Thank you SO MUCH for this! The NASA Worm logo is awesome.

For anyone else who expected the picture to start doing this:

An Eagle boneyard! This is officially awesome.

Sadly, cats will probably remain in their eternal struggle with dogs. They will never rise to their rightful place as long as they are stuck in the quagmire. The war will continue, until one side or the other brings out a doomsday weapon.

“I don’t feel tardy...”

It’s a supernatural delight.

Poor guy really took one to the chin.

Right down to the carpet! That’s some marvelous attention to detail!

I’d have expected a diplomatic droid not to be so rough.

No wonder this soul died in torment. Having a wire strung up in its crotch can’t feel very good.

Mmm, bioluminescent snot!

I like it! It works for that klee- ...excuse me: tissue box - or a night of nose-glowing drinking! :D

This one looks like the color of glow-in-the-dark plastic.