Obligatory:

I’d be nervous about riding my lightcycle around there...

Thanks, and I’ll gladly share the win with Sipowitz for the good idea! :)

Yeah, you need really thick floss to get the melanoma out from between your teeth.

Aw, shucks! Weren’t nuthin! :)

The melanoma makes it crunchy!

Well then, I’m off to buy a black turtleneck sweater, beret, and round-framed sunglasses! I will then sit on the banks of the Seine, smoke thin cigarettes, and muse offhandedly about the empty hopelessness of existence, and how the only meaning we can find is in the expression of our collective angst...

Gotta say, he makes for a pretty chill-looking turkey. XD

Here ya go:

Maybe it’s Compton, Arkansas.

No... I don’t think I’ll ever be over Macho Grande.

“May I offer you a glass of cham-pahn-ya?”

JAFR(emake)

Now I want to put gasoline in a basketball.

Wow, flashback time. One of my uncles had a Galaxie of this vintage, and drove it for what seemed like an eternity, well into the 1980's. I was stunned when he finally swapped it for something else. I thought they were going to have to bury him in that car.

Oh, damn. I am slain.

Dude here. She is indeed awesome, and sexy as hell.

INVISIBLE BINDER!