Thank you, I was thinking the same thing.

Looks like somebody Bobbitt-ed that cake:

Bonus points if you can tell me what the heck he's screaming at the end.

Well, she is checking on a "sausage," I guess.

Hobbes may have gone into a Goodwill donation bin, but even as an adult, Calvin still held onto a joy for other aspects of his childhood.

AND, her mouth leads directly to her vagina!

Looks like someone was a Don Johnson fan.

It's about time someone showed up to knock King Kong off the Hard Rock.

Vito's grasp of human anatomy,

Vito Barbieri from Idaho,

Thanks Taffy.

I may not be a Darwin bark spider, but I do pretty well.

...you'll be first in line to say, "I knew you were too weird to stay married!" :)

I believe we've discovered an evolutionary link...

"Spider tongue, spider tongue... Makes up for not being well hung..."

The Koncepts certainly look great, but I sure hope their dimmer controls have improved over the first generation. My wife and I were early adopters of their Z-Bar desk models when they came out, but soon grew to regret it. The dimmer controls have minds of their own, randomly dimming, brightening, turning off, or more…

The Koncepts certainly look great, but I sure hope their dimmer controls have improved over the first generation. My…

(Damn dust on this computer...)

So let it be written, so let it be done.

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