"Yep."

Dolphin-fuckery, apparently.

Female dolphins, on the other hand, apparently have muscles in places you've never imagined, and do all sorts of ... things that we humans can only dream of.

Hell yeah!

So I've learned two things today: Kat makes jokes about multicolored cereal, and the term "strident" has baggage I wasn't aware of.

I'd not heard that either, nor ever seen it used in a negative connotation. When I've encountered it, it was generally used much as one would "strong" and/or "forceful."

Meh.

Ah. Given the usually strident tone of your articles, the "default setting" for your material seems to be serious. With that as a basis, humor isn't exactly expected, I suppose.

I'm all for inclusiveness, and glad they're showing support for equality. However, given that Lucky Charms (and many of its consumers) predate the rainbow flag by more than a decade, it seems a somewhat wishful stretch to theorize that the colors of the cereal bits were originally associated with the LGBT symbols &…

All present emerged un-stabbed, and un-possessed by household appliances.

Knowing this kid, it was much more likely G-O-D.

Ohhh, I remember that one. Not long after, there was the controversial ruling in which they upheld an assault conviction in Mother v. Cracked Sidewalk.

Perfection.

Back in the teenaged days, I was in a kitchen table D&D game with a kid who got bug-eyed and freaked out when he noticed that the time on the microwave clock was 3:33. The DM asked what the problem was. The kid pointed an accusatory finger at the microwave and decalred, 'THAT'S HALF OF 666!!!" The DM said, "So what?"…

I love getting that total. When it happens, I always laugh with as much maniacal evil as I can muster (a real-life MWUUHAHAHAHA!! etc), just to mess with the other people in line.

Seconded. I freaking love Cathay Pacific. Best airline I've ever been on.

Schumacher fins? This is not a good sign.

Setting a precedent, eh doctor?

Yeah, that one was rather nice.

The highest!