Purple is indeed an excellent color.

Better go practice my dance moves...

Brings new meaning to the phrase, "Give me a buzz when you get this." Incentive to check voice mail, maybe?

These new-era Doctor Who character "re-imaginings" are getting way out of hand.

From the look of that last picture, so are the makers of Advil.

"...colder than Jack Frost's butt plug"

Well, it was what came up first on an image search for "this pointing up gif," but by all means, enjoy!

Sorry, but...

A ghost-written tell-all book, awkward over-sharing talk show tour, and low-budget reality show deal, duh...

Yay! Congrats to you and the parents-to-be!

Thanks very much! :)

I live to serve. :)

As I noted above, that's not the original source. It's a different site that ran the same story. Be as skeptical as you like. I wasn't at that wedding either.

School colors and everything! :D

Heh! Yeah, it's certainly on the verge of being too good to be true. I was surprised to see it in a "real news" outlet, rather than the Onion or some such.

Let's see if Kinja lets me upload this...

I recall seeing a news report about an incident of this several years ago (not in a tabloid, but a legitimate news outlet a la Reuters or some such). Supposedly, at a wedding somewhere in Europe, the bride and best man decided to have a last-minute ladies' room quickie just before the ceremony. The two were caught in…

Yeah, this was basically my face the instant the headline showed up: