"neither plastic nor rubber."

"No-Face" from the animated movie Spirited Away:

I don't know if there's a turkey category at a poultry show, but I suppose it's possible. But yeah, they look more like hens/roosters than turkeys.

Yep, there were a few good times still to be had in the 90s.

Hahaha! I hadn't even noticed that! The do seem quite interested, don't they!

Yep! Humans are as they ever were:

Skeleton Weatherman was brilliant.

FINALLY!!!!!

Turkey? C'mon Burt! I thought you were from Texas!

At first, I thought "five second rule?" then I realized it's probably a lot closer to Rule 34.

Italy certainly seems to be the Florida of Europe lately.

Okay, I'm making it official.

If you're in search of a vibe or a dildo,
There's more than one place that you could go,
But the goodies at Babeland,
Will tickle your labeland,
And boost your sagging libido!

-(And for the gents)-

Some guys report intimidation,
At the idea of mech-asturbation,
But sex toys are keen,
And no threat to your peen,
So let's hear it…

The shoppers descend on the stores again,
To search once more through the bargain bin,
But the holiday stress,
Could leave you a mess,
And you'll find you've turned into a mannequin.

"Are you watching closely...?"

Oh, UPS sucks year 'round. Xmas just gives them a plausible excuse to trot out to people who don't typically deal with them.

That must be why people have such a hard time figuring out "where in the world" you are.

No, no, no... he's resting.

Your. Screen name. ROCKS!

Yep, I don't think it's just today. I've seen "damn you kinja!" invoked on photo tags here and on other Gawker boards quite a few times. I guess it's to be expected, almost.