I'd already planned to spend the vast majority of next week in an absinthe-fueled haze, but it's nice to have such well-timed encouragement.

Yeah, I didn't want to wander into "resistance is futile" territory. Things take a really bad turn there.

Haha!

"Your celibacy... as it has been... is over."

So that's how they managed to fit into those corsets!

I'm right there with you. I thought this had been well known..

Must have been one incredibly thorough maid.

When Jen left her room for the day,
She stashed all her butt plugs away.
But upon her return,
She was startled to learn,
They'd all been set out on display!

All the butt plugs in a row,
Arranged in a neat little show.
You could use just one,
For some up-the-bum fun,
But where do the others all go?

That, and Prince's "Starfish and Coffee!"

My wife had a TMI-prone coworker who, when she bought a new house, couldn't stop referring to her spacious spare room as "the sex dungeon." Figuring it would make for a good-humored joke about over-sharing, we gave her two housewarming presents: A bottle of wine, and a Dildo of Unusual Size.

Don't you mean an ass menagerie?

Came in here for this meme, and was not disappointed.

Hear, hear. 2012 sucked, and I thought this one would be better. NOPE! 1.68 metric fornication-tons worse.

Ding!

Thanks very much. Apparently, NeoGawker doesn't care for anti-cookie and/or ad-block measures. Getting anything done requires a strange combination of a hip-shimmying rumba routine, Shinto chants, and a voodoo spell, complete with the sacrifice of a chicken.

Not to mention the number 50, and the word "shades."

Oh hey, is my account finally working? Sweet! Now I can join in the chorus about how awesome Burt is! :D

That last picture reminds me of something witnessed during my Misspent Youth, while working at a major US discount chain (rhymes with "tall fart").

The back stock room & receiving area had an upper floor, primarily used to store lay-away purchases, and assorted store fixtures (shelves, display panels, etc). Among these…