Or a 106,538 lbs woman on both feet. I imagine she looks something like this

I’ve seen a lot of hate towards New Vegas, but it was the one I liked the most. I would buy a New Vegas 2 or a remaster any day.

One of my favs of his, mostly for the end.

“Thanks for coming.”

Mahk

This man is doing the Lord’s work

The driver is really sad. He was fondu that truck.

The ‘It’s not a weapon, it’s a high tech prosthesis is a reference to Iron Man 2.

Socialism Kleptocracy is such a joke.

My lumps, my lumps, my lumps, my lumps, my lovely Chiron lumps.

I have a story that is more from my parents perspective, but I was there.

Looking at that first one, all I can do is wonder why they even left wheel holes. It’s halfway to being a full parade float!

“I Call On All Civilized Nations To Join Us In Seeking To End This Infinitely Scrolling Blog Disaster”

Well my, erm, upper lip just stiffened. I’d take adVantage of that

I know, right? The guys with the stupid hats pull up the asphalt and it’s “road repairs”. I do that and it’s “vandalism”.

Huh. When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it’s ‘artistic expression’. When I do it I’m ‘wasted’ and ‘have to leave Home Depot’.

COTD for the whole post!

Little uzi vert is slang for small 9mm fully-automatic pistol with a vertical grip.

NANOMACHINES, SON.

I would prefer nano machines to modified biological organisms in this case. A nano machine powered by an area magnetic field can be stopped by shutting down the power source. We have no such control for a biological organism that also can unpredictably mutate.