mrdakka
MrDakka
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They have nothing to worry about, lighting doesn’t strike II

Cross traffic? No problem.

I was in college and a large group of my fraternity brothers and I took a bus to New Orleans. We went to school right in the middle of the state of Missouri, so the ride was about 12 hours each way. The bus was equipped with 1 restroom, about 50 adult men, and a nearly equal number of handles of booze.

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

I’m thankful most of former Gawker employees didn’t come to Jalopnik lol

I’m thankful for my manifold not in danger and my floor board not falling off.

for some perspective on the size...

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the douche!

Sorry, I had to...

He's in there for everyone else's safety.

I have to save the burn if I’m going to have an afterburn

Bear just wants to say hello.

Your Aston purchase has been disappointing. Your readers wanted to hear endless stories of British-infused automotive malaise. We have a hollow feeling in our soul that can only be filled by your darkly-humorous tales of woe. Instead, we have feelings of pre-regret as we accept the fact that many of us will run out

I’d be scared to ride a bicycle over the speed limit in Virginia.

While I disagree in general, I sort of agree that regular drivers have no business with a flying car. It’d be cool and I think it should be pursued, but I’d be perfectly content if I never see a consumer-version flying car in my lifetime.

Flying cars will never be real. Most people are too fucking stupid to DRIVE without crashing, and driving is easy.

Just throw some Gulf livery on it and call it a day. It is the best livery anyway.

I would drive this exact car today. You can have your 2014 dark grey metallic Civic.

They work well. Unless you go up against a bunch of Yamato Cannons.