Are those wooden spokes on the rear tires?
that gif tho
How did it appreciate in value?
You mean chicken on fire
you're doing it wrong; you have to bungee them to the bumpers to tenderize them first
Training/simulated missile/round?
I approve of this, but it still needs more dakka
For all the chumps, who think a space elevator is amazing; you clearly have not heard of the space fountain. Why make a boring static structure, when you can support it dynamically. Let's make an active structure that reaches orbit.
Now that you mention it, he does wear it quite a bit. Someone needs to count
Collapse that wave function, we need an answer now
Is this a legit thing? Because that's a pretty sweet motivator