According to this chart my TV is the fuckin' kitchen window.

He didn't stop to wash his hands or comb his hair-he went right to lunch.

Dude, if grunge doesn't matter, why don't you return my fuckin' Gruntruck tape already, man!

…which would be AWESOOOOOME!!!!

If Tyreese told him to keep the cell closed, IT WOULD HAVE REMAINED CLOSED.

Both times Rick called out to Carl he came popping out of the same corner…what are you doing over in that corner, Carl?

Her armor was as cute as it was pristine.

I was convinced it was gonna be his last-SEE WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING COMPASSIONATE HERSCHEL, you BIBLE THUMPER YOU???

I think the makers of Goldeneye N64 are behind the design.

Don't fire guns at the hordes or THE HORDES will come. Now, please, continue building this castle made of sand with me, aka THIS FUCKING FENCE.

*eye*.

I'm oh so glad we have a new blonde to hate and wish death upon….yippee!

So, does the older chick go down on the dude in the theater as well? We never got an answer.

Will there be a "BLEED BITCH, BLEED!!!" moment on this album as well? I'd like that.

I guess the pizza wasn't too good. :(

As long as a crotch, nipple, middle finger or any combo of such is involved, it is a WIN.

"Say this…you CAN'T, because THIS IS A PG-13 movie!"

Not one, but TWO previously unreleased AIC tunes on the soundtrack? Totally pumped my 20 year-old nads.

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Thank you for reminding me that I'm not the biggest jerk on the internet-I was starting to worry. :(