"Ice Cream! IT'S FREE!"

I saw that movie. I might have liked it. I used to drink heavily.

Why do you hate America?

"When I rented out the Silent Movie Theater in Los Angeles for my wife
Sheri’s birthday and showed what I think is one of the best silent
movies…"

I'd venture it would be more so…watch the magic pumpkin! WATCH, WATCH!

"Only this time, it’s been played on a synthesizer, which essentially robs the score of its minimalist menace."

No way man, try THIS:

This is some not-so-nice internet stuffs, right here.

That kid screaming in "Dead Skin Mask" still gives me the fuckin' creeps every time.

Oh dear…

At a Jets to Brazil show, between songs someone yelled "JAWBREAKER!!!!"-the crowd let out a collective "awwwww" like they do when a figure skater falls down.

You just made a complete stranger read something…BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE INTERNETS. I liked the part where Kurt did a Clapton imitation with his baby. Good stuff.

I just invested all of my money into Cyberdyne-I suggest you all do as well. We can then pool all of our money and beat Katzenberg to the punch with "Vignettes with Huell."

What a dickhead.

Dude, the power of baked goods CANNOT be overstated.

"The Lone Ranger and Kick Ass 2 are sure to infuriate a few people."

The shit stain in my leather jogging shorts looks like Yeezus Christ.

I threatened to go PAC on Dr.Phil through Twitter and all I got was a restraining order…so the key is to make words rhyme over bleeps and bloops in order to get invited on his show?

WALLACE!

The Deathbat is a sound investment, considering it will age WITH you. When you are loading pallets at the warehouse in your late thirties, you can tell your co-workers it's actually an OVERKILL tat…I mean, come on, you don't actually think you will like a7x forever, do you? Your Mom will understand, she gave Bobby…