Belgium has created for your pleasure, in no particular order: Abbey beer, pommes frites, birth control, asphalt, and electrically powered trains. This is up there, but it is not the most useful thing they’ve ever done (that would be Abbey beer)

Or he has the same right as the people protesting, you just don’t like the message.

You’re welcome! I refused to put out a “cute” pic if I could help it. Thankfully a mugshot came through!

Breanna, thank you for putting this story out with Hepatitis B(ecky)‘s mugshot front and center. I’ve seen too many articles using the nasty bitch’s “cute” instapics and I’ve been calling out the authors. Fuck that noise.

Oh, I just take ‘em out and put them in yours since they’re already there, ya know?

They called the new plan a “shaky and unsustainable program,” and showed concern that if MoviePass fails, consumers will be left with the impression movie tickets are overpriced.

Or, better idea. Don’t lie, and simply say “I am out of the office until XXXX If you have an urgent need, please contact YYYYY, otherwise I will respond to you when I’m in back in the office.”

“many cultures find the idea of handkerchiefs repulsive”

No one said defending the North would be cheap.

holy shit it’s happening already? fuck where did the summer go?

Gawker is dead bruh. And Jalopnik never fell into that scum

I once reconnected with an ex because I needed her oven-crisp chicken recipe.

As an austrian i have to throw in my own country. In Vienna we even have a whole culture around eating and drinking on the street in enclosed areas outside of restaurants called “Schanigarten”.

You guys know that the wheels on a suitcase aren’t compulsory, right? Some suitcases even have shoulder straps!

Especially the ones with the grease dripping off. Those are definitely the hearts of Americans who ordered pizza for Valentines Day.

Looks pretty accurate to me!

I’ve done work on dehydration for the Army. Thirst is NOT a reliable indicator unless under circumstances that you are very acclimated to. Used to living in the Northeast and not doing much physical labor? You’ll find you can’t rely on your thirst to tell you when to drink if you suddenly are doing a lot of work in…

If I’m in an unfamiliar city, I try to ask cops, paramedics, or firefighters. (Especially if I’m looking for something fast and inexpensive.)

If I make my wife laugh hard enough, she farts. That's how I know when it's good.