No. Wrap them in foil and make it a rail gun system.

This tangent ceased offering anything worthwhile hours ago. 

Dressranch? Dresscorral? Dresshacienda?

Xzibit has no problem drizzling your oil drizzles with more oil drizzles.

Black, and slightly darker black.

This was great advice. (and it didn’t even mention tipping)

He also said love thy neighbor, but you assholes seem to forget that.

I agree sexual immorality is based on the person judging. And in the case of Jesus, he is THE judge. And he’s speaking within the context of Jewish law at the time. And of course we are all against abuse of children within the church, Catholic or otherwise. Just like we’re against abuse of children in secular…

Jesus did not list every sexually immoral act. He generalized them with the term, “sexual immorality,” and his audience understood homosexuality fell under that term. It’s the same way he didn’t mention every type of stealing, but just said, “theft.”

Clever reasoning. But you better not get rid of value menu pricing with this.

This reminds me of that time former FSU football coach, Bobby Bowden, forgot an announcer’s dad had died:

For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false witness, slander. - Matthew 15:19

Admit it. This is just you promoting, “Christian Tomatoes,” your Veggie Tales cover band.

I’m not sure that’s correct. The people who are criticizing the SA aren’t the ones giving them money. The company that’s donating all this money doesn’t seem to have an issue with the percentage of revenues that go to the needy. It seems like if the issue were really about misdirection of funds, the people giving the…

I bet we get Lady Stoneheart next week.

If someone doesn’t want to join FCA, they don’t have to. You pretty much know what you’re getting into before you join. Same with the SA. If you don’t like the Christian part of it, don’t accept their help. It’s really easy.

It seems well engineered.

The defender at the end going down low to head the ball back to the goalie for the pickup was nice too... even if it did keep us from seeing a fourth save in a row.

It doesn’t sound like you enjoy talking to people who disagree with you.

If you call people names when they disagree with you, you’re limiting yourself to a very small world. Have fun with that.