We don’t know what’s applied to it. It clearly has some magical abilities (it returns to the wielder, summons the Bifrost, channels lightning, opens beers, etc.) In the absence of a specific explanation of its powers, I think most people assume it has all the powers of Mjolnir, which would include the worthiness…

I wonder if there’s a deleted scene that expressly establishes Thor had become unworthy. Otherwise, he would have taken Stormbreaker with him to Asgard.

This is unrelated, but my theory is the cable was out b/c Stormbreaker was sitting on it and Thor wasn’t worthy enough to pick it up.

Police say they’re closing in on the perpetrator claiming to be the Sausage King of Chicago.

In my theater, these used to be for specific groups with adult chaperones, but I guess it’s a general public thing now.

Why would they design the arms to be bent like that? They could have used straight arms, changed the angle of the fittings, and saved a little extra weight.

My wife is basically Harrison Ford in Mosquito Coast over this ice.

Maybe they should just change the name to “Kickapoo River Coffee.” That would communicate the name isn’t an appropriation of indigenous peoples’ tribes, but based on the company’s location.

Sure. Just like the 1st Amendment only applies when you write your comments out on parchment with a quill.

No. Slaves of non-US citizens were not counted.

Where’s the “in Dispute with HBCU” part of the story? I get that FA&M is a HBCU, but the way the headline is worded, it makes it seem like being a HBCU was somehow related to the dispute.

Slaves were counted under the justification they were property of US citizens. Slaves of non-US citizens were not counted for representation. Again, the issue here is citizenship.

1. You called me “stupid.” It’s right there in your comment.

Slaves were also... you know... abducted and brought here against their will. But I’ll concede that if you can demonstrate someone was kidnapped and brought to the US against their will, many people would be willing to create a special allowance for that highly uncommon circumstance, and allow them representation in…

Show me a country that allows non-citizens to determine their representatives. It doesn’t happen anywhere, because a government isn’t setup for ALL people. Each government is setup only for that particular country. As an experiment, you and 100K of your friends should travel up to Canada and demand representation in…

You’re very literate for a 5-year-old, but some day an adult will teach you that name-calling isn’t a substitute for reason. Have a nap.

It’s interesting how Splinter writers have all the right answers, yet no one listens to them.

Why would we allocate representation in Congress based on how many citizens of another country were in an area of the US? No country does that. You’re being absurd.

You’re doing some very interesting mental gymnastics if you think congressional representation based on population would include non-citizens of a country.

Judging from that school’s email address, Ms. root was very naughty.