#allwivesmatter

Crazy me...I thought the important thing was for accusers to be able to identify their rapists!

Armenia?

Mark Davis will, however, consider a partnership with David Coverdale, Billy Squier, Ronnie James Dio, and those dudes from Great White that killed all those people.

The Lord’s work.

this reminds me that i need to complete my masterpiece, a spotify playlist solely consisting of songs that feature out of nowhere saxophone solos

We need legislation that mandates anyone out between, say 11 pm and 6 am can be legally murdered. Just to teach those night owls a lesson.

“I want a million dollars.”

Like I’m going to watch a Lions/Dolphins game.

Legally Bland

So you would swerve into the oncoming truck?

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

You should read any economic study of the Nationals Stadium not funded by the team, such as the good Greater Greater Washington piece linked above. Development of Navy Yard was well under way before the stadium was built, and tellingly was spread throughout almost all of Southwest, not clustered around the park as…

Those are particularly strict during the 60 minutes leading up to games

We’re getting close to The Longest Yard 2: 2006-2008 Florida Gators.

Yes, because when I think of a champion, I think of 20 skiing titles dating back to the 1950s.

In other news, the ivy they wanted trimmed back is still there, and Jeff the maintenance guy hasn’t clocked out. #makesyouthink

So...you’d shoot someone over “words”? You just proved his point tech boy.

Bert, is he elite?

Raiders and Dodgers fans are rancid garbage. Everybody knows why but people’s cunts get sore talking about it. Kill them all.