Because that’s who’s paying the...oh, no, I forgot, the editors “like” this stuff for real.

Well, at least hyperbole is extinct already.

If he lacks brains and courage, he should’ve signed with the Wizards.

Yeah, they’re always trying to blame things on you, like things in your blood. Whatever. You know you can still play.

Yeah, kinda like the diagram for the people that support Kaepernck’s right to speak his mind and are glad Clevenger lost his job.

Approximate chance that a sportswriter named “Lowell” would be an insufferable asshole: 264%

There is no hearsay issue. The texts are not hearsay and even if they were, many states have exceptions that would allow it in anyways. And it’s going to be supremely easy to establish rice sent them. It’s not like that’s the only text message he sent. “Someone stole my phone for like 5 minutes a day on 5-6 different…

80k for a PSL? Looks like you can get CTE from just watching the NFL.

Yeah, if someone told me they were going to smash my cock, I would not be turned on and would not let them anywhere near it.

My first born child busted my pussy. Not sexy. I was afraid to shit for the next week.

I’m always amazed that anybody goes to any NFL game.

I mean really, who could’ve guessed that an outdoor facility in Los Angeles would be hot during a day game in the middle of September?

Why do people go to NFL games?

It’s ironic that the building with Joe Paterno’s name on it, is a building where people aren’t supposed to talk and everyone is quiet.

“Inability to fulfill debt obligations as they come due” is pretty much the legal definition of “insolvent.”

Cam? Is that you? Blink twice for yes

I’ve got a better idea comrade: Job Creator Day or Automated Manufacturing Day or Independent Contractor Day.

Brigham Hung

He chose Cornell and we’re calling him a genius?

Remote controls in hotel rooms *shudder*