To be fair, that’s better than taking a piss with their cock not hanging out.

Shit, thanks for the flag pin reminder. I almost forgot it.

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

I was looking for corroborating evidence from a usual suspect (in more ways a suspect than one), but I was too distracted by this equally fire-wielding position:

You guys are gonna get Michael J. Fox fired in his first week at his new job.

I can’t think of a big enough punishment for this kind of crime. I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life. I can't even imagine one of them having to go through something so heinous.

Can’t

That reminds me of my dad and how he’d drive his IROC-Z onto the court where I was playing youth basketball and skid that thing real close to me while I was trying to shoot a free throw. If I missed, he’d flick a cigarette at me, peel out, and I wouldn’t see him for months. If I made the shot he’d nod at me…

Just thinking... maybe he should have called his family before doing this and told them to get out of town?

Sorry pal, we only accept winners over here. Take your silver medal and go to Kenya.

No, no, no. In our new world of special snowflakes it is more important for many people to be unfairly treated than it is for one unique person to be told that it’s unfortunate, but we have to draw a line somewhere.

Pounding after pounding, she comes out smiling like a winner.

Katie Morgan always takes it like a champ, though.

The ‘72 Dolphins could learn a ton from Michael Johnson.

As they say, there is a lid for every pot.

I have never tried this hard at anything in my life.

He can’t read this.

This reminds me of quite possibly the greatest “Choose Your Own Adventure” book ever written:

That asshole? He’s been put on paid desk duty while the department investigates how he did nothing wrong.

How is Rick Mirer not on this list?