How much to replace every hose and belt before you try and drive it?

And those ducts — designed to carry nothing but air — can support the weight of a 100-pound-plus person.

The only positive thing about Peyton winning yesterday is the pain it gave Eli.

Clearly the only thing to do is invite everyone who’s ever been on the show — from Tom Cruise to the Vietnamese suit-making girls — to compete in a Cannonball Run across Albania.

I know three people who’ve attended a Super Bowl.

Put a gold screaming chicken on that hood and you can up the price another $2k easy.

This doesn’t bode well for my defense that time I got caught snorting dry Jell-O packets while on the lift at Jiffy Lube.

Somewhere Papa John and Big Daddy Nationwide are weeping over a pot of tea at a diner, neither one of them making even the slightest move to pick up the check.

“Our network will be nothing but Color Rush uniforms and police procedurals by 2021, plus Big Bang Theory”

I’d reply with a witty comment, but I was killed riding on an enclosed elevator in my running Peel P50

“I was getting lunch today, and the two 12-year-old girls next to me ordered virgin mojitos. That can’t be a thing, right?”

Caillou doesn’t have cancer — he just makes you wish he did.

I’m more concerned that the Mousekadoer & Toodles are not only an omnipotent Artificial Intelligence, but an omnipotent A.I. that sees into the future and serves only Mickey Mouse.

To say the refs and Marvin Lewis lost control of things, vis-a-vis Burfict, is like saying Corey Feldman’s career is not as hot as it once was.

So I trampled all those people on Black Friday for nothing but a worthless $199 Parmaphonics 70” 4K TV?

I was one of the few who said “You’ll miss Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb when they’re gone. Sure, they never got over the top and brought home the trophy, but there are a lot of teams who’d trade places with the Eagles in a hot second.”

I’m assuming they won’t count the yearly game vs. Jacksonville at an Albanian soccer stadium

As an Eagles season ticket holder I suspect the answer is “raise ticket prices, hire a no-tread-left-on-the-tires Marty Mornhinweg OR some obscure position coach, draft another ‘high upside, high-motor locker room leader” and begin a decade long cycle of 4-11 to 6-9 seasons.”

Note To Self: Ask potential physicians if they did their undergrad work at Winston-Salem State College. If “yes,” then “run like hell.”

I’m glad I perused the thread first because I was getting ready to GIS for a Corrado to post. When those came out all the Scirocco fans hated them, but I still think it’s the best looking thing VW ever made and the VR6 went like a stabbed rat.